How's that for a title?
*grin*
A co-worker celebrated her 40th with a Bollywood themed party.
This is my card:

Good use of Prima flowers :)
Saara and Niina borrowed fabulous Bengali outfits from Saara's classmate to use for the party.
They looked simply faaaaabbbuuulllouuuusss!




Niina said she looked like Aladdin, hehee...
I bought pretty shiny bindis for our foreheads.
I also borrowed an outfit, but couldn't get it past my boobs... bwaahaa..
I ended up resorting to a hot pink party dress , lots of bangles and sparkly earrings.
We had a dance teacher at the party teaching us some fun Bollywood moves.
Fun fun fun!
And sorry, no pic of me..yet.. still waiting for one of the entire family taken by another co-worker.
So what's up with first aid?
I passed my course with full points.
Yay me.
I could have used some of those skills the previous day.
I was walking on the street on my way to class and stepped into a little depression on the sidewalk.
I would've gotten full points for style and landing.
Just imagine Charlie Chaplin falling down with bags in both hands, ok?
You can picture that, right?
That was me.
I fell badly on my right knee.
It is very bruised and battered.
I also stretched the ligaments the wrong way and it's quite painful. I need to rest it for a few days now. The trouble is I can't put proper support on it, until my skin has healed...sucks. So I'm limping around as little as possible.
Luckily fall break began and I have a week off work.
Oh that wasn't the part about Murphy's Law yet, ooohh nooo...
That happened Thursday morning.
It started as I turned on the computer and started reading the news at 6.45am.
All trains in southern Finland were in a standstill because of a computer glitch.
That meant that the 2nd grade homeroom teacher was stuck on the tracks.
Two minutes later I got a text message from her, we agreed I'd substitute the 1st period.
That's 19 kids.
Five minutes later she calls me to tell me both 1st grade teachers are sick. Oookaay.
Add 36 kids to the 19.
Kick previous plans out the window.
Five minutes later I get another text message... can you guess?
The other 2nd grade teacher also stuck on the tracks.
How many kids is that?
Seventy-two.
Ouch.
Fast forward to when I'm on the bus stuck in traffic...see when it rains it pours.
Snowball effect.
Trains not working= people hopping on buses and in cars= massive traffic.
I ended up calling the principal to make sure he'd be there to let the kids in.
I was only five minutes late.
Me and 72 kids.
First thought was to run away.
Second was how the hell am I going to keep all in order in ONE classroom.
Third was to run to the movie cupboard, grab Matilda and stick it in the vcr.
It worked.
The substitues came within 45 minutes.
The teachers were really late.
The funny bit?
We had just the previous day sent out a mass email to parents about being punctual when bringing kids to school.
But hey, I survived and in the end you just had to laugh, it was so absurd.
As for peace out?
Our former president Martti Ahtisaari won the Nobel Peace Prize today.
Exellent.